Love these women! TOO EPIC.
awesomepeoplehangingouttogether:
Carol Channing, Betty White and Lucille Ball
YES.
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Beautiful sailor…wonder what happened to him…
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Porn Legend Sasha Grey Reads to 1st Graders, School Attempts Cover-Up
Absolutely hilarious. High-fives all around.
LOL. Maybe I’m just too Midwestern, but my God what moron thought this was a good idea?
Porn legend Sasha Grey — winner of the 2010 AVN award for best anal sex scene — was invited to read books to 1st graders at an L.A.-area elementary school last week … but the school tried to cover it all up … after parents pitched a fit.
TMZ has obtained photos of Sasha reading children’s books at Emerson Elementary School in Compton on November 2nd … participating in the Read Across America program. Grey, who hasn’t done porn in 2 years, may have been invited because she’s mainstream now, with credits which include “Entourage.”I don’t think 2 years is long enough for parents (who were likely viewers) to forget that she’s the Anal Queen of America. Kids now days are a lot more savvy than we were. My coworker’s 7 year old knows how to use Google. You don’t think these kids are going to look up Sasha Grey?!
I love LA so hard.
Dammit, Scott Adams...I liked you.
Scott Adams wrote this post today, March 7 2011, on his blog and then deleted it.
The topic my readers most want me to address is something called men’s rights. (See previous post.) This is a surprisingly good topic. It’s dangerous. It’s relevant. It isn’t…
(via yousillyqueer)
Hey Flathead, don’t you get mean/She’s the second best killer that I have ever seen/They don’t come much more sick than you/I could go on if you want me to/It’s just so wrong, so very nice/I told you once and you killed me twice
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Zombie Love Haikus
Brief Summary: I was at work on Monday chatting online with Nicole Garrett when the topic turned to romance, specifically zombie romance. As Monday’s work consisted of trying to organize pictures into manageable collections, I spent the time writing zombie love haikus in my head while I did so (don’t judge). Nicole urged me to share them with you folks, so you can blame her for what you’re about to read.
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I will eat your brains/As soon as you step outside/Watch for my corpse
Oops my leg fell off/Can we reschedule this/Your brains are mine, wench
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I smell terrible/And I want to eat your brains/Can you run slower?
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If I had both eyes/You would probably look better/Right now you’re really gross
Oh wait baby girl/I didn’t really mean it/Stop chewing on me
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I would hold your hand/But it fell off two months ago/Guess I’ll hold your stump
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I miss you so much/Without you I fall apart/You had the duct tape
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I want to nibble/On your perfectly shaped skull/I’ve had all my shots
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The Zombie virus/Cannot be an STD/Don’t ask how I know
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Don’t listen to them/I value what’s inside you/Like your tasty brains
Wait! Don’t run away/I’ll take you to dinner first/Do you like tacos?
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To French Kiss zombies/One must be dumb or lonely/None of my business
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Vegetarians/Tofu brains do not exist/Deal with it, dammit
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At the zombie diner/Best to avoid the meatballs/And also the Stew
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OH! And one non-zombie one:
Teddy Roosevelt/I’ll bet he had a big stick/I’d grin like that too
